Take a cookie please,
Take one Take two Take three,
Lord Knows I’ve baked enough.
They Good?
I Know they’re good, I baked them,
Warm and Gooey,
Soft and Chewy,
The peanut butter, the chips of chocolate, the pecans and the oats,
All wonderfully delicious.
Love?
Oh no, I didn’t make them with love.
Wait, I guess you must be confused,
See... these are Hate Cookies™.
I spit in the batter,
Sneezed on the sheet, and
Coughed into the basket,
These cookies are in the hopes of you dying,
Eat up!
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