Sunday, July 17, 2011

If There Were No Traffic Lights, what would happen?


Crackheads who once stood on the sidewalks of America watching traffic lights sway in the wind would now walk into oncoming traffic mesmerized by car headlights causing hundreds of accidents and sending thousand of people to the emergency room. Hospitals would be overrun with the dead and dying and the increased energy usage from that would quickly lead to city wide power outages where the giant sudden embrace of darkness would give way to massive looting of businesses, raping of men and women, arson, murder, brawls, and hate crimes. Ambulances, police cars, and other emergency vehicles would all rush toward these disturbances only to crash into more crackheads and cars. With no help coming from the fire brigade the various fires throughout the streets would grow and engulf the city. Neighborhoods become blistering infernos of hell as the people who have up till now avoided the various disasters make a mad dash for the river, but then an earthquake surges through the town causing fiery buildings to fall and then an oil vein bursts beneath the river causing a flood of oil and water. People are pushed down by the sudden flood as the oil floats to the top. Those who were not knocked unconscious by the force of the water swim to the surface for air only to discover that it has been set ablaze by the buildings. Those who's face sdo not melt from the heat are forced to drown themselves. At The Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Scientists, still trying to fix the reactor which was damaged by the earthquake, don't see the sea of flames rush towards them and are killed instantly when the flames cause the reactor to explode killing everyone within a 15 mile radius and irradiating the water which flows down and contaminates much of Americas other water sources causing widespread disease and birth defects for many generations.

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